Ouch.

My head is going to explode. I feel like I have a terrible hangover. I may actually have one, but the jury is still out on that.

I am cleaning my house. I am also battling a fly infestation. It is the most disgusting thing ever. And the worst part is, I have no idea how they got in here. I know it's cold outside, but I did not put up a "Welcome Flies--It's Warm In Here" sign. (I checked.)

I hope my guests don't mind these disgusting, germ-harboring arthropods. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY? This is so nasty. I am going to punch these flies.

Hold that thought, I need to puke.

The toilet is dirty. I need to clean it before I can barf in it. Ugh. Sick. Remind me not to drink alcohol. It's Satan's juice.

Back to cleaning/killing/feigning sobriety.